2:35 PM EST
Me: Out of work for the day. Thirty minutes from whiskey
Gobbler: Ha ha. I’m still a few hours away. Give it hell.
7:04 PM
Gobbler: Getting’ dranked
7:18 PM EST
Me: Helll Yeah!
7:33 PM EST --(Team just runs out of tunnel)
Gobbler: Fuckin’ love yalls secondary fight song
Me: Up with the white and gold?
Gobbler: Fuck yes
7:57 PM--(I believe this was J. Dwyer's 25 yard 1st down conversion)
Me: suck on that!
Gobbler: You can’t fucking arm tackle j dwyer son! Woo! Drunk!
8:02 PM
Gobbler: Gee running plays that use their speed against them. What a concept. Fuck you Stinespring.
8:07 PM--(It took me forever to figure out where this came from. Then I realized that Mark Texeira and Jason Varitek were at the game and had been shown on tv)
Gobbler: Fuck Mark Texeira. Fuck you fucking prick. Worse piece of shit ever.
Sidenote: T.I. and supposedly Ludacris were also in attendance. Downtown Atlanta, Nighttime, Celebrities all over the field with 112 recruits watching us dominate...can you ask for a better game?
8:11 PM--(Roddy Jones runs his first long run of the night)
Me: Nation, meet Roddy Jones
8:18 PM --(Don't remember honestly)
Gobbler: You need a QB with two good legs if the O-line is going to suck like that.
8: 22 PM --(Pick 6 Michael Johnson!)
Me: Meet Michael Johnson
Gobbler: Michael Johnson is my main mother fucker!!!
8:47 PM --(Instant Replay confirms the call on the field, it is a catch)
Gobbler: What? You guys just got fucked.
8:54 PM
Gobbler: J dwyer all up in this bitch
Me: Word
9:29 PM--(This was sent after it took me 2 hours to put two-and-two together when Dane told me "Nikke Meyer is behind us". She was using her volleyball recruiting visit.)
Me: Nikki Meyer is here fyi. As in Urban’s daughter. Right behind me.
Gobbler: Niiiice. I’ve seen those photos. Is she 18 yet?
Me: Not yet I don’t think.
Gobbler: Even better
10:08 PM--(The Blowout continues..)
Gobbler: Snoopy Dance!
Me: I don’t think anyone expected this
10:09 PM--(Lucas Cox rumbles for a big gain)
Gobbler: White running backs are the wave of the future!
Gobbler: I’m having so much fn and I’m in my living room.
10:20 PM--(End of the 3rd quarter)
Gobbler: when you say BUDWEISER…you’ve said it all!
10: 58 PM --(Jackets win!)
Me: You’re welcome
11:03 PM
Gobbler: Wooo fuckin hooooo! Thanks Jackets!
12: 18 AM --(And back to Nikki Meyer)
Gobbler: If you know what’s good for you, you got photos of urban’s daughter to post tomorrow
Me: Damn it!
Gobbler: You…Dumb…Fuck
Note: Rumor has it that Nikki leaves Saturday night. Volleyball has senior night that evening. To those who care, I'll see what I can do.
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