5 + 5 reasons you should care about VT recruiting

I'm seriously strapped for time this week. So, I put on my Rachel Ray hat and tried to think of something fun and quick and marginally palatable. Furrer4heisman over at Gobbler Country was kind enough to make my rather crappy idea worth a few laughs.

He agreed to do a little word association over Google Talk. I would try to explain what I was thinking when I made the list of words, but screw it, it's funnier just to read the conversation.


me: what's up man
gobblercountry@gmail.com: drankin. what are you up to
me: watching king of the hill
want to help me write a post
in 15 lines
word association
gobblercountry@gmail.com: king of the hill is a lot funnier once youve lived in texas.
sure. what do you need.
me: alright
i say a word
you say the first thing that comes to your mind
warm up round
gobblercountry@gmail.com: lets do this
me: apples
gobblercountry@gmail.com: oranges
me: zz top
gobblercountry@gmail.com: beard
me: coke zero
gobblercountry@gmail.com: mixer
me: couch
gobblercountry@gmail.com: potatoe
me: longhorns
gobblercountry@gmail.com: faggots
me: well that was pretty good
alright, the rest is about VT's recruiting/current affairs/etc
ready?
gobblercountry@gmail.com: haha. lets do it.
me: recruiting
gobblercountry@gmail.com: boring
me: guy you don't want to meet in a dark alley
gobblercountry@gmail.com: boone
me: competition
gobblercountry@gmail.com: cornerback
me: tyrod taylor
gobblercountry@gmail.com: b.a.m.f.
me: tight end
gobblercountry@gmail.com: booooooooooooooooooone
me: dark horse
gobblercountry@gmail.com: dillard
me: passing game
gobblercountry@gmail.com: bourbon
me: beamerball
gobblercountry@gmail.com: dying?
me: nfl
gobblercountry@gmail.com: what the fuck is the nfl?
me: championship
gobblercountry@gmail.com: tis possible
me: alright
you won
gobblercountry@gmail.com: i won?
me: give yourself another drink
gobblercountry@gmail.com: kickass.
i believe i will


There you have it, folks. All the Yellow Jacket fan needs to know about what the Hokie's are up to. Be sure to check out Gobbler Country and leave a nice happy comment. We are used to disappointing losses in basketball, but Furrer4heisman may need a little cheering up after last night.