Showing posts with label clemson is a redneck school. Show all posts
Showing posts with label clemson is a redneck school. Show all posts

Friday, April 24, 2009

They lost another one to GT

After firing ol' Felton at Jawja, the dogs have lost another recruit to Tech. It's okay though 'cause most dog fans don't realize they've got a basketball team. Interestingly enough Daniel Miller is from my hometown albeit he went to the private school. But I'll pay some attention to the kid.

Also, Tech has a new beat writer at the AJC, Doug Roberson. He's not related to Avery Roberson and he's a dog alum so we'll see how long we can handle the new guy before tossing him under the proverbial bus...just kidding. But seriously, don't let us down.

Looking forward to Clemson. To Hell with the Tigers!

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Clinch + Gani + Alade = Joy

Three combined for 64 of team's 86 points. Team shooting over 50% on FG's doesn't hurt. On to Florida State!

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Boo Clemson Tigers, Hurray Beer!


Cheers to a possible GT victory over Clemson! A toast to all Tech fans making the trip and a toast to all the Clemson fans who found out they were dating their cousins this week! WOOHOO!

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Beat Clemson



Let's get serious.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Clemson Sing-A-Long!

Scene: A quiet setting just outside of Clemson, South Carolina. Children have gathered and are excited for the arrival of their favorite mascot Buzz to sing a long a play games. Unfortunately there was a mix-up and Ghetto Buzz has shown up instead iwith his loyal followers, the Goldfellas. The paint on his face is wearing away and his sunglasses are cracked. His wings are wilted and molting. On the outside he is an ugly creature who is greatly unappreciated. But on the inside, he has a passionate hatred for the enemies of the Flats but has difficulty showing these feelings and it drives him to drink. the result makes him a crusty and cranky old man who turns people away. What will entail?















GhettoBuzz: Alright you little brats, you pulled me away from my grand day of drinking and such so this concert had bettern be good! Vodka is calling my name and I don't like to be late when my lady beckons.










Children: Buzz! Where is Buzz!? We want to sing magestically with Buzz!

(Ghetto Buzz takes a long sip of his drink, ever so calm but one can see that he is getting annoyed because he hates Clemson, especially drunk and he also knows that he is not as loved as much as the authentic jolly Yellow Jacket.)














Ghetto Buzz: You can't have Buzz! I am the one who showed up! So we sing or we dance, or yougo home! (More and more hair and feathers fall off Ghetto as he quickly becomes less caring for the children) We will sing and we will sing loud and proud for we are YELLOW JACKETS!













Goldfellas join Ghetto Buzz and in unison the group begins:

"Clemson is a REDNECK SCHOOL!"






Children: Doo Dah! Doo Dah!












Goldfellas and Ghetto Buzz: Clemson is a REDNECK SCHOOL!!!










Children: OH DAH DOO DAH DAY!












Ghetto Buzz: EVERYBODY SINGS....hmmm vodka! (wanders off to go find more vodka)












Everybody: Gonna Moo all Niiigh! Gonna Moo all Daaay! Clemson is a REDNECK SCHOOL! Oh Dah Doo Dah Day!

Clemson is a Redneck School!

Doo Dah! Doo Dah!

Clemson is a Rednceck School!

Oh Dah Doo Dah Day!

Gonna Moo all night! Gonna Moo all day!

Clemson is a Redneck School,

Oh Dah doo dah day!